There are certain things in life one does not want to hear:
- Barry White melodies or Broadway show tunes running through your head if you happen to wake up at 3am in the morning (have heard them both)
- The dentist saying "oops" when he is putting a crown in your mouth (happened to a friend). It was lost but found two days later. Just think about that a second
- "We got a warning light tower. We are going to turn around go back down the runway and try again (heard on a small commuter plane flying out of Cleveland a few years ago)
- "It's not you, it's me" (No wait, I used to say that 30 years ago when I was single and pagan)
- "Bless his heart" in the middle of a prayer request (you know the type, aka, gossip)
- "Where did everyone go?"(if you are pre-tribulational)
4 comments:
Today, I am grateful for the inane.
I love Barry White.
But at 3 in the morning in the dark?
Okay, probably not then.
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