November 5, 2008

Things You Do Not Want To Hear

This is not a political post, this is about something else. My political posts are done, today I am going for the inane again.

There are certain things in life one does not want to hear:

  • Barry White melodies or Broadway show tunes running through your head if you happen to wake up at 3am in the morning (have heard them both)
  • The dentist saying "oops" when he is putting a crown in your mouth (happened to a friend). It was lost but found two days later. Just think about that a second
  • "We got a warning light tower. We are going to turn around go back down the runway and try again (heard on a small commuter plane flying out of Cleveland a few years ago)
  • "It's not you, it's me" (No wait, I used to say that 30 years ago when I was single and pagan)
  • "Bless his heart" in the middle of a prayer request (you know the type, aka, gossip)
  • "Where did everyone go?"(if you are pre-tribulational)
Let me know if you have some favorites.


Anonymous said...

Today, I am grateful for the inane.

Laurie M. said...

I love Barry White.

Andy C said...

But at 3 in the morning in the dark?

Laurie M. said...

Okay, probably not then.