Showing posts with label Barry White. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Barry White. Show all posts

November 5, 2008

Things You Do Not Want To Hear

This is not a political post, this is about something else. My political posts are done, today I am going for the inane again.

There are certain things in life one does not want to hear:

  • Barry White melodies or Broadway show tunes running through your head if you happen to wake up at 3am in the morning (have heard them both)
  • The dentist saying "oops" when he is putting a crown in your mouth (happened to a friend). It was lost but found two days later. Just think about that a second
  • "We got a warning light tower. We are going to turn around go back down the runway and try again (heard on a small commuter plane flying out of Cleveland a few years ago)
  • "It's not you, it's me" (No wait, I used to say that 30 years ago when I was single and pagan)
  • "Bless his heart" in the middle of a prayer request (you know the type, aka, gossip)
  • "Where did everyone go?"(if you are pre-tribulational)
Let me know if you have some favorites.